hey people...juz got called last night while hafing dinner dat my messenger was hacked....drat! wonder who was dat scumbag...if i catch him/her, i m gonna bash him/her like mince meat *growl...

aniwaez, how r u guys feeling now? sigh...hope no wan is hafing a hangover *except 4 chua...lolx
aniwaez, since i m such a well-brought up gal *ahem, i shall now say my thx to everyone...

Mari W. : for the keychains
Chua : for the sandals dat she still haven buy *advance thanxes
Geks : for the keychain
Mari C. : for the time-out chocolate n e-christmas card
Minz : thx for the expensive *i-4-got-the-name* chocolates. had a fun time eating the choco. together
Aga : for the e-christmas card
Mei Ying : for the e-christmas card
Grace : for the cup-cup and the bottle she made for me. will mizz u next yr
Kai Ling : for the soon-2-get brownie
and last but not least...
My parents : for the precious moments angel-alpha...dey actually bought my whole name as in 7 angels altogether...wonder how much did dat costs??? but thx though u'd prob. nvr read it
and of coz my 1st aunt (da-gu), 2nd aunt (er-gu), 3rd aunt (san-gu), 4th aunt (si-gu),
5th aunt (xiao-gu), 1st uncle, 2nd uncle, and lau ee (dunno wad is dat in eng.) and of coz my ah-ma.
yup yup, guess dat is all abt it. if i 4-get, *touch wood, pls. tag the board and scold me if ya lyke...pray it nvr happens. yup yup. buaiz

hey peope... how r u guys feeling eh? ITS CHRISTMAS AND ITS TIME TER PAAAAAARRRRRDDDDYYYYYY!
hahaz...
well, juz had a bashing time at the christmas party i had wif my frenz - marianne w., geks, chua, and minz.
OMG! it was soooo fun...i mean, okie, i exagerated... but it was nice...esp wen dey all liked my prezzies, INCLUDING GEKS. well, i wanted to invited a few more people but like the usual me, i did everything last min, (it was a last min decision) i sorta couldn't get hold of everyone so DRAT! aniwaez, my mom said i could only invite limited people coz my darn relatives r coming as well
btw, we watched the NC-16 show, the silence of the lamb or smth lyke dat...but shocking u may say, we found it boring n watched lord of the rings instead... pretty cool.
halfway thru, my little cousin came ter interrupt n watched wif us. she was pretty scared of the smiggles creature (is dat how yer spell the name???) and minz finally found her prince charming and managed to catch the part where the legolas jumped up the horse in one swift, majestic, cool, mesmerizing, unbelievable, (is dat enuff to satisfy minz) action. yeah, she sorta missed it while eating popcorn and a lady happened to block her view. dis shows dey r not fated. ahahaz
aniwaez, i hope u guys had a great day n merry christmas once again.

luv ya,
merry christmas
vanne

DECLARATION:
I, VANESSA KOH, HEREBY DECLARE DAT THE PERSON I WAS MENTIONING IN MY PREVIOUS ENTRY IS NOT, AND NEVER, NG GEK SHAN (I mean, people, who wans to tok abt her aniwaez) OR ANYONE ELSE BUT MY COUSIN. SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENIENCE CAUSED.

Wah siao liao! Dis stupid gek shan tot da previous entry was toking abt her ya noe! Wah kao! Nvr seen such an egoistic person b4 man! Always thinking dat someone is toking abt her. Crazy!
Actually, I was toking abt my cousin. *sigh, (I hope she doesn’t read dis) u c, she called me and asked me to buy 4 her a necklace dat costs 25 bucks…yep! And of coz, who would hafta bloody nerve to spend it on a slu…person like her! So I was like “ u tink I veri rich izit?” and she was like “ u said u haf 250 bucks to spare wad” I mean, wtf, so wad? It is not as if I m gonna spend it all on her like dat. I mean, juz go n die larz!
Den 2 relieve moi anger, I called up mari and complained to her and she oso told me dat she encountered the same problem as me. So in our fury, we chatted abt such people from 1pm to 5pm and a continuation from 8pm to 10pm. Finally, we came to a conclusion dat such people shud be known 4 deir ruthless behaviour and went ahead to type an entry each on our blogs publicizing deir dirty linen.
While writing, I gotta hunch dat some people like gek shan for an instance wud tink too much and tink dat it is her, which obviously happened. So I wrote a special note down dere on dat particular entry (de one wif the P.S. thingy) 4 people specially like her. But to my horror, she still went ahead wif her stupid imagination. Nvr mind abt dat, she was so angry she wrote an entry (or mayb a few) not mentioning our names but still OBVIOUSLY implying abt us. Dunno whether to laugh or ter cry. Aniwaez, anione who read her entry, pls. Juz 4get abt it. And kai ling actually gave her advice! Wasted her time and effort! BAH!
So people, *waves hands, pls. Moral of the Story, DUN TINK SO MUCH!

Hi people, bo bo liao liao so decided to do another entry…lolx

Dun worry people, dis wun be like another siao qimology entry like the below one… no longer haf dat ‘you mo gan’ oredy…

AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH! So late still haven do Christmas shopping yet! Kanna sai! AR*@?! Bi&%s#h! SIAO LIAO! Heh heh but dun worry people, Vanessa has got it all in control. I tot at first to ask u guys to leave ur addy on moi tag board but tot it was kinda unsafe so 4-get it but if u wud like to go ahead wif it, please leave ur addy on the tag board

Juz got back from Malaysia…had a 9-hr long trip from S’pore 2 Kuala Lumpur…boy, it sucked and one couple was lost while checking in and we left without them… I chased my dad to dit wif my mom so dat I can haf the whole 2 seats to myself and slept with my legs slammed against the window… looked like some kinda ah lian – how I noe? My darling mom took a picture of me in the crammed up sleeping posture. Dis person only noe how ter waste film… tink film come very easy… kanna sai! Btw peeps, I forgot to mentioned dat I took a coach dere of coz…

Recently, KL had a indoor theme park. It was exciting but not as fantastic as Australia (duh!) but had a fun time all da same. I wanted to buy a photo of me taking a ride on the rollercoaster but becoz two stupid ang mohs in front of me showing the f***ing f*** sign, I wasn’t able to buy the darn photo…damn! I looked gorgeous in it! Sigh! Wad a waste! I tot I cud make it 15r and show it to every one…

But people, the hotel sux! The service was horrible ok! U noe juz becoz a white skinned guy was dere, the hotel management let him go first and he actually had the bloody cheek to smile at me!!! I debated whether to mouth the f*** word to him but decided against it… heh heh (kailing taught me sumthing after all – too make someone scared without hafing to use vulgar… kailing’s my shifu..heh heh, haven serve tea yet. Mayb I shud teach Marianne after I master my powers properly)

Aniwaez, saw wad g.s. wrote on the blog… understood wad she implied… sigh, juz said it 4 fun… did not tink I meant it… aniwaez, offered to buy another for her but she did not wan…tot I was able to get away but ended up having to buy sandals for her. She asked.
I’m so suay…

Dun think I 4-get, kai ling. U OFFICIALLY OWE ME A BROWNIE! And please, dun keep it in the fridge to long… food may decompose sumtimes no matter how beautiful, fantastically, impressively, (wads next, oh yeah!) perfectly u made it, got it? Good.

Oh yeah! Today, grace told me she bought a prezzie 4 me! Yay! Didn’t expect it coming. Lucky got one ready 4 her… if not jin pai sei and I managed to get the S.H.E. tickets for geok hian. Feeling so good. Felt so bad at first when I tot she was not going to get it… chua who is in china now says she wants to buy me sandals… so nice of her. She says she is very happy coz she doesn’t need to rack her brains to tink of wad she needs to buy 4 me dis year… heh heh. Acc. To her, I m sumone who has everything and is contented. *snorts! Hmmph! HA! She doesn’t noe dat dat I haf a soft spot for soft toys (hey! It rhymes!), fragile ornaments, bracelets and well, embarrassing but Barbie dolls collections… ya but it is damn expensive…yar

Btw, juz told Marianne I will pay 4 her belt she wants wen we go ‘shopping’ (not exactly shopping wen u only shop 4 one item and end’s dere) together. But she will sure like it BECOZ she is gonna choose the belt herself.. so if she doesn’t, dere is nothing I can do… can I? TOO BAD! Sigh…

Signed off
Love ya
Merry Christmas

Hey dere peeps, wassup apart from the ceiling� sigh, todae went fer guides and crashed a pole, dropped a canteen table and destroyed sum knots accidentally�
But we wen for Flag Day selling sum red ribbons for the AIDS people, (wonder how exciting was their past?) and had sum very rewarding donations�
GUESS WAD PEOPLE? WE (gekshan, kai ling, grace, charmaine tay, and me, ur host) WENT TER HOLLAND V!!! YAYYYYY! Was singing the show�s song on the way. We got lost and had to ask 4 dunno how many villagers direction�sigh, by the time reach there, leg oredy pain like kanna sai oredy. Aye people, u noe wad, the person in charge look sooooooo soooo soooo like MRS HELEN TAN ok�.and another one looked soooo sooo (a bit lar) like MRS PAT TAN�sigh, seems like we cannot run away from the school�s life�dauting me�sob sob ^^;
U noe one guy actually gave me all his coins and it was A LOT as in A LOT!!!! So nice ok�and I at first he was gonna diss me off ya noe? Heh heh�so happy and dere was oso a extremely chio lady�ang moh wan gave me $10 ya noe!!! And not becoz she gave me money den I say wan u noe, she was so damn bloodingly chio�in other words, I m the earthworm and she is the unicorn�she really pretty wad?!
Of coz, dere were a bit the guai guai people who ans. Us pretty farniely lar like I ask dem to donate and one man ans. � I settled oredy�� huh? �settled?� I tink he had too much debts in his past�
And dere was another lady when I ask, she juz say �or� and walk ten steps den stop and turn around and donate�
Charmaine who was moi partner said one man told her when she ask him to donate �its ok� I mean, wad the hell do ya mean by �its ok�?
Dere was another guy who donated and ASKED ME TO PIN THE RIBBON ON FOR HIM�but cannot reject right? So pin lorz�f***
In a day, dere was a few frustrating incidence too�GGRRRR�dun bao oso cannot� 3 gals was oso raising funds 4 charity and the sold their tickets 4 $10 per ticket and of coz if it was u, u wud obviously choose the one dat lets ya donate ur own free will one right? DEY BLAME US U NOE?! And dere was dis gal wearing red t-shirt who wanted to confront us but dun dare and ask her fren to do it instead�COWARD I call her�
Actually I saw dem hiding around the corner wanting to TOK TO ME AND CHARMAINE but I heard dem speculating dat dey dun wanna tok to charmaine and wen dat coward ask her friend in blue t-shirt to tok to me she said �siao ar�c her face u dare meh?� kanna sai�but happy at the same time. So of coz the 3 basketeers wen to look 4 the easiest to bully wan � GRACE� told ya dey were cowards�and dear grace told dem everything including her skool, class and level�grrrrr and the one in red said IJ TOAPAYOH SUCKED ya noe?? AAARRRRGGGGghhhhHHH�.grrrrrrrrr. wen I walked past dem, I said loudly �cannot sell den cannot sell lar�is ur problem wad�cannot sell den blame people�� and geks said �That�s y!� BOY! How I wished chua and mari was dere too�
Den finally another came to speak saying wad dey r NOT chasing us away but dey juz hope we stand one side and dey stand one side�I mean b4 dey came, we were already standing one side�is dey came and invade our territory one lor�aniwae, the bottome line is dey challenge wif the wrong people oredy�IJ people r a bunch of money making lot�and people, in case u did not realize, the red t-shirt gal nvr once spoke ter us�
And one more incident, two guys spitted the bubble tea pearls on us while we were on the way home�I kanna 3 and I tot it was sumthing else until I turn around�grace oso wan..nvr tell me. I notice dere was one angmoh and one asian teen doing. By dat time, I was oredy so tired wif not a single ounce of streangth in me and hungry, I decided to SWALLOW MY ANGER (SUMTHING EXTREMELY RARE BUT WAS NOT APRRECIATED BY THE 2 AIR HEADS) n warned kailing and geks� but no! dey followed us and wanted to do summore�guess who baoed? Tink is me? HAHA! WRONG! KAI LING BAO! WHOA, FIRST TIME C HER SO ANGRY�she stopped dead at her tracks, turns around and yelled at the assholes �OOI!� pointing her which finger? INDEX of coz� and she said to us if dey continue to harass us, she will kick dem�where? Of coz dere lar�the stomach�thankfully for them, dey stop their puerile behaviour�back to the story, I haf nvr seen kai ling so angry b4�haha�shud haf taped it�worth a zillion bucks�American money summore�
So, I guess u can consider my day a fruitful wan and charmaine, I still believe the guy wud donate�bleh!

Luv ya..

Hey dere peeps, wassup apart from the ceiling… sigh, todae went fer guides and crashed a pole, dropped a canteen table and destroyed sum knots accidentally…
But we wen for Flag Day selling sum red ribbons for the AIDS people, (wonder how exciting was their past?) and had sum very rewarding donations…
GUESS WAD PEOPLE? WE (gekshan, kai ling, grace, charmaine tay, and me, ur host) WENT TER HOLLAND V!!! YAYYYYY! Was singing the show’s song on the way. We got lost and had to ask 4 dunno how many villagers direction…sigh, by the time reach there, leg oredy pain like kanna sai oredy. Aye people, u noe wad, the person in charge look sooooooo soooo soooo like MRS HELEN TAN ok….and another one looked soooo sooo (a bit lar) like MRS PAT TAN…sigh, seems like we cannot run away from the school’s life…dauting me…sob sob ^^;
U noe one guy actually gave me all his coins and it was A LOT as in A LOT!!!! So nice ok…and I at first he was gonna diss me off ya noe? Heh heh…so happy and dere was oso a extremely chio lady…ang moh wan gave me $10 ya noe!!! And not becoz she gave me money den I say wan u noe, she was so damn bloodingly chio…in other words, I m the earthworm and she is the unicorn…she really pretty wad?!
Of coz, dere were a bit the guai guai people who ans. Us pretty farniely lar like I ask dem to donate and one man ans. ‘ I settled oredy’… huh? “settled?” I tink he had too much debts in his past…
And dere was another lady when I ask, she juz say ‘or’ and walk ten steps den stop and turn around and donate…
Charmaine who was moi partner said one man told her when she ask him to donate “its ok” I mean, wad the hell do ya mean by “its ok”?
Dere was another guy who donated and ASKED ME TO PIN THE RIBBON ON FOR HIM…but cannot reject right? So pin lorz…f***
In a day, dere was a few frustrating incidence too…GGRRRR…dun bao oso cannot… 3 gals was oso raising funds 4 charity and the sold their tickets 4 $10 per ticket and of coz if it was u, u wud obviously choose the one dat lets ya donate ur own free will one right? DEY BLAME US U NOE?! And dere was dis gal wearing red t-shirt who wanted to confront us but dun dare and ask her fren to do it instead…COWARD I call her…
Actually I saw dem hiding around the corner wanting to TOK TO ME AND CHARMAINE but I heard dem speculating dat dey dun wanna tok to charmaine and wen dat coward ask her friend in blue t-shirt to tok to me she said “siao ar…c her face u dare meh?’ kanna sai…but happy at the same time. So of coz the 3 basketeers wen to look 4 the easiest to bully wan – GRACE… told ya dey were cowards…and dear grace told dem everything including her skool, class and level…grrrrr and the one in red said IJ TOAPAYOH SUCKED ya noe?? AAARRRRGGGGghhhhHHH….grrrrrrrrr. wen I walked past dem, I said loudly “cannot sell den cannot sell lar…is ur problem wad…cannot sell den blame people…’ and geks said ‘That’s y!” BOY! How I wished chua and mari was dere too…
Den finally another came to speak saying wad dey r NOT chasing us away but dey juz hope we stand one side and dey stand one side…I mean b4 dey came, we were already standing one side…is dey came and invade our territory one lor…aniwae, the bottome line is dey challenge wif the wrong people oredy…IJ people r a bunch of money making lot…and people, in case u did not realize, the red t-shirt gal nvr once spoke ter us…
And one more incident, two guys spitted the bubble tea pearls on us while we were on the way home…I kanna 3 and I tot it was sumthing else until I turn around…grace oso wan..nvr tell me. I notice dere was one angmoh and one asian teen doing. By dat time, I was oredy so tired wif not a single ounce of streangth in me and hungry, I decided to SWALLOW MY ANGER (SUMTHING EXTREMELY RARE BUT WAS NOT APRRECIATED BY THE 2 AIR HEADS) n warned kailing and geks… but no! dey followed us and wanted to do summore…guess who baoed? Tink is me? HAHA! WRONG! KAI LING BAO! WHOA, FIRST TIME C HER SO ANGRY…she stopped dead at her tracks, turns around and yelled at the assholes “OOI!” pointing her which finger? INDEX of coz… and she said to us if dey continue to harass us, she will kick dem…where? Of coz dere lar…the stomach…thankfully for them, dey stop their puerile behaviour…back to the story, I haf nvr seen kai ling so angry b4…haha…shud haf taped it…worth a zillion bucks…American money summore…
So, I guess u can consider my day a fruitful wan and charmaine, I still believe the guy wud donate…bleh!

Luv ya..

Elloz people…hahax…finally decided to update the blog once again…sigh, went out wif chua todae 2 haf fun dat I haf not felt 4 a long long time…but it was also undeniably the most hectic time…
After coming back from church, I washed up n got ready 4 the outing. Den juz den, my dear maid juz had ter dust the dirtest pillow in the house and all the white flakes flew into moi hair…wah kao…look like my hair was infested wif dandruff…sicko…but no choice becoz LATE OREDY…AAARRRRGGGGHHHH
Den wen I reached the interchange, I saw chua sitting on the steps of the place indulging on A BANANA…so smart and wen she saw me, she yelled wif the earphones on her ear, ‘Y U SOO LONG AR?’ and everyone stared…
We took the train 2 Jurong East and slept while waiting…dunno how we fell asleep oso… the last thing I remembered was toking and laughing wif chua… ^^?
When we woke up, two ah pek was exchanging tips on the horse racing…
We went take the shuttle bus and reached IMM and supported Marianne Chang and group…chua got a tattoo done but tot it sucked and so being the ‘gian beng’ old her, she managed to got the person to give her half price and instead of giving $4, she paid $2 and went off GRINNING ^^”
We oso went ter watch the WISHING STAIRS…a bit da scary. B4 the show started, chua’s phone rung in the midst of the silence and it was her MUADER asking her to go to her ah ma’s house and chua toked at the top of her lungs and the phone rang non-stop betw. Her muader and brother…again, everyone’s heads was in OUR DIRECTION and I wore my jacket debating whether to wear the cap I brought as well…and kanna sai the worst part was in front of us were a bunch of gals screaming and shrieking throughout the whole movie…but it did broke a bit of the tension. Chua was staring at the screen dumbly all dis while and said, “Aye, almost fell asleep…” ^^!
Aniwaez, the movie wasn’t very freaky to b honest coz it did not really get ter me…but it was okie…it was abt two lesbians who were ballerinas and gal A wanted to go ter Russia fer the ballerina but the gal B was betta so gal A wished on the wishing stairs after seeing one of the gals slimmed down a lot after she wished to not b fat…but in the end both died as gal A pushed the gal B down the stairs and the stupid gal who slimmed down wished for the gal B 2 be back alive (gey kiang) becoz she oso loved gal B. Gal A was killed by gal B while gal B hugged her too tight… out of 5 popcorns, I will give 3? Hee hee, I dis one is ‘mao pai’ wan, not accurate…
Den chua and I went home and chua said she wished s’pore had such stairs so dat SHE CAN WISH ON IT…I tink I now noe y chua is born in a civilized place (havoc unleashed)…
It was a happy day but like the saying goes, ‘u hafta experience it to understand it’ ( dun tink dirty peeps) *wags finger

*mari here again xP

yo wassup. i hope u dun get angry for me doing this van =) *haha* just feeling boboliaoliao today. hmmz.. u noe wad.. i thought abt sth last night and found out that they are all bias against me.. i might do wad chua says and throw my badge down.. *sigh* seriously.. i dunno

anywayz.. thankies to all of ya for all da positive comments abt the blog. =) love ya all to bits man!!! xP yeaps.. rawk on and...

smile =)

boom baby

hiya dere peeps....wassup man (apart from the broken ceiling)

2day is da birth of my blog...hmm...muz remember dis day....u noe i m the owner of the blog but mari did all the WORK (clap clap clap)...sigh muz ask her how ter do all dat she did....muz learn....

sigh... during guides today...nothin much except 4 de 'surprise' scare....gee....i think the sun got into their heads too much...hahax....

hafta do a prezzie for the sec 4 farewell..tee hee...dun even noe who the hell i m doing 4.....nvr mind...i m
sure i will b able to whip up some good ideas wif dis fascinating fantastic inovative creative brilliant surprising head of mine....(*yawn)

i think i'm gonna do a bit of changes here and dere during the week so look out people....4 all ya noe, i may give it a face lift and it is bounds ter PIZZ mari off the head...we'll c...

WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! i got a blog (*show off to moi god bros.)

PS: if u guys ever c chua, ask her to get her ass down to the blog and TAG!

*mari here again..

yeaps.. i'm done wif da blog.. =) hope u guys like it.. esp. van x)

okies.. i'll be invading from time to time .. so ya.. look out for more of my entries xP

converse rawks =)

smile =)

boom baby!

*mari here again

soz peeps! will put up da taggae tml! the thingy's damn slow... yeaps.. tc!

yo wassup! this is mari invading da blog =)

yeaps.. i sorta cleaned up da blog and stuff.. i think this converse shoe layout is damn nice x) hope u like it... spent like damn long on it wif intervals to take my medicine -shrudders- and apply cream to my wound =(

yupp.. really love da layout and stuff.. esp. da blinkie.. u can change it wif mine if u want... i was really debating whether to use urs or mine.. u r always welcome to swap =) the other one's purple *winks*

okie... van arhz.. i finally got this done manz! =).. yeaps.. hope u get well soon! tc loads ya? this is marianne signing off! -hugs-

do not delete this entry =)