Saturday, December 27, 2003

hey people...juz got called last night while hafing dinner dat my messenger was hacked....drat! wonder who was dat scumbag...if i catch him/her, i m gonna bash him/her like mince meat *growl...

aniwaez, how r u guys feeling now? sigh...hope no wan is hafing a hangover *except 4 chua...lolx
aniwaez, since i m such a well-brought up gal *ahem, i shall now say my thx to everyone...

Mari W. : for the keychains
Chua : for the sandals dat she still haven buy *advance thanxes
Geks : for the keychain
Mari C. : for the time-out chocolate n e-christmas card
Minz : thx for the expensive *i-4-got-the-name* chocolates. had a fun time eating the choco. together
Aga : for the e-christmas card
Mei Ying : for the e-christmas card
Grace : for the cup-cup and the bottle she made for me. will mizz u next yr
Kai Ling : for the soon-2-get brownie
and last but not least...
My parents : for the precious moments angel-alpha...dey actually bought my whole name as in 7 angels altogether...wonder how much did dat costs??? but thx though u'd prob. nvr read it
and of coz my 1st aunt (da-gu), 2nd aunt (er-gu), 3rd aunt (san-gu), 4th aunt (si-gu),
5th aunt (xiao-gu), 1st uncle, 2nd uncle, and lau ee (dunno wad is dat in eng.) and of coz my ah-ma.
yup yup, guess dat is all abt it. if i 4-get, *touch wood, pls. tag the board and scold me if ya lyke...pray it nvr happens. yup yup. buaiz

Friday, December 26, 2003

hey peope... how r u guys feeling eh? ITS CHRISTMAS AND ITS TIME TER PAAAAAARRRRRDDDDYYYYYY!
hahaz...
well, juz had a bashing time at the christmas party i had wif my frenz - marianne w., geks, chua, and minz.
OMG! it was soooo fun...i mean, okie, i exagerated... but it was nice...esp wen dey all liked my prezzies, INCLUDING GEKS. well, i wanted to invited a few more people but like the usual me, i did everything last min, (it was a last min decision) i sorta couldn't get hold of everyone so DRAT! aniwaez, my mom said i could only invite limited people coz my darn relatives r coming as well
btw, we watched the NC-16 show, the silence of the lamb or smth lyke dat...but shocking u may say, we found it boring n watched lord of the rings instead... pretty cool.
halfway thru, my little cousin came ter interrupt n watched wif us. she was pretty scared of the smiggles creature (is dat how yer spell the name???) and minz finally found her prince charming and managed to catch the part where the legolas jumped up the horse in one swift, majestic, cool, mesmerizing, unbelievable, (is dat enuff to satisfy minz) action. yeah, she sorta missed it while eating popcorn and a lady happened to block her view. dis shows dey r not fated. ahahaz
aniwaez, i hope u guys had a great day n merry christmas once again.

luv ya,
merry christmas
vanne

Thursday, December 25, 2003

DECLARATION:
I, VANESSA KOH, HEREBY DECLARE DAT THE PERSON I WAS MENTIONING IN MY PREVIOUS ENTRY IS NOT, AND NEVER, NG GEK SHAN (I mean, people, who wans to tok abt her aniwaez) OR ANYONE ELSE BUT MY COUSIN. SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENIENCE CAUSED.

Wah siao liao! Dis stupid gek shan tot da previous entry was toking abt her ya noe! Wah kao! Nvr seen such an egoistic person b4 man! Always thinking dat someone is toking abt her. Crazy!
Actually, I was toking abt my cousin. *sigh, (I hope she doesn’t read dis) u c, she called me and asked me to buy 4 her a necklace dat costs 25 bucks…yep! And of coz, who would hafta bloody nerve to spend it on a slu…person like her! So I was like “ u tink I veri rich izit?” and she was like “ u said u haf 250 bucks to spare wad” I mean, wtf, so wad? It is not as if I m gonna spend it all on her like dat. I mean, juz go n die larz!
Den 2 relieve moi anger, I called up mari and complained to her and she oso told me dat she encountered the same problem as me. So in our fury, we chatted abt such people from 1pm to 5pm and a continuation from 8pm to 10pm. Finally, we came to a conclusion dat such people shud be known 4 deir ruthless behaviour and went ahead to type an entry each on our blogs publicizing deir dirty linen.
While writing, I gotta hunch dat some people like gek shan for an instance wud tink too much and tink dat it is her, which obviously happened. So I wrote a special note down dere on dat particular entry (de one wif the P.S. thingy) 4 people specially like her. But to my horror, she still went ahead wif her stupid imagination. Nvr mind abt dat, she was so angry she wrote an entry (or mayb a few) not mentioning our names but still OBVIOUSLY implying abt us. Dunno whether to laugh or ter cry. Aniwaez, anione who read her entry, pls. Juz 4get abt it. And kai ling actually gave her advice! Wasted her time and effort! BAH!
So people, *waves hands, pls. Moral of the Story, DUN TINK SO MUCH!

Friday, December 19, 2003

Hi people, bo bo liao liao so decided to do another entry…lolx

Dun worry people, dis wun be like another siao qimology entry like the below one… no longer haf dat ‘you mo gan’ oredy…

AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH! So late still haven do Christmas shopping yet! Kanna sai! AR*@?! Bi&%s#h! SIAO LIAO! Heh heh but dun worry people, Vanessa has got it all in control. I tot at first to ask u guys to leave ur addy on moi tag board but tot it was kinda unsafe so 4-get it but if u wud like to go ahead wif it, please leave ur addy on the tag board

Juz got back from Malaysia…had a 9-hr long trip from S’pore 2 Kuala Lumpur…boy, it sucked and one couple was lost while checking in and we left without them… I chased my dad to dit wif my mom so dat I can haf the whole 2 seats to myself and slept with my legs slammed against the window… looked like some kinda ah lian – how I noe? My darling mom took a picture of me in the crammed up sleeping posture. Dis person only noe how ter waste film… tink film come very easy… kanna sai! Btw peeps, I forgot to mentioned dat I took a coach dere of coz…

Recently, KL had a indoor theme park. It was exciting but not as fantastic as Australia (duh!) but had a fun time all da same. I wanted to buy a photo of me taking a ride on the rollercoaster but becoz two stupid ang mohs in front of me showing the f***ing f*** sign, I wasn’t able to buy the darn photo…damn! I looked gorgeous in it! Sigh! Wad a waste! I tot I cud make it 15r and show it to every one…

But people, the hotel sux! The service was horrible ok! U noe juz becoz a white skinned guy was dere, the hotel management let him go first and he actually had the bloody cheek to smile at me!!! I debated whether to mouth the f*** word to him but decided against it… heh heh (kailing taught me sumthing after all – too make someone scared without hafing to use vulgar… kailing’s my shifu..heh heh, haven serve tea yet. Mayb I shud teach Marianne after I master my powers properly)

Aniwaez, saw wad g.s. wrote on the blog… understood wad she implied… sigh, juz said it 4 fun… did not tink I meant it… aniwaez, offered to buy another for her but she did not wan…tot I was able to get away but ended up having to buy sandals for her. She asked.
I’m so suay…

Dun think I 4-get, kai ling. U OFFICIALLY OWE ME A BROWNIE! And please, dun keep it in the fridge to long… food may decompose sumtimes no matter how beautiful, fantastically, impressively, (wads next, oh yeah!) perfectly u made it, got it? Good.

Oh yeah! Today, grace told me she bought a prezzie 4 me! Yay! Didn’t expect it coming. Lucky got one ready 4 her… if not jin pai sei and I managed to get the S.H.E. tickets for geok hian. Feeling so good. Felt so bad at first when I tot she was not going to get it… chua who is in china now says she wants to buy me sandals… so nice of her. She says she is very happy coz she doesn’t need to rack her brains to tink of wad she needs to buy 4 me dis year… heh heh. Acc. To her, I m sumone who has everything and is contented. *snorts! Hmmph! HA! She doesn’t noe dat dat I haf a soft spot for soft toys (hey! It rhymes!), fragile ornaments, bracelets and well, embarrassing but Barbie dolls collections… ya but it is damn expensive…yar

Btw, juz told Marianne I will pay 4 her belt she wants wen we go ‘shopping’ (not exactly shopping wen u only shop 4 one item and end’s dere) together. But she will sure like it BECOZ she is gonna choose the belt herself.. so if she doesn’t, dere is nothing I can do… can I? TOO BAD! Sigh…

Signed off
Love ya
Merry Christmas