Dear diary,
Today, I received a call from my long time fwen, Charla. She sounded awfully sad so I asked her why. She told me that her fwen, Germaine made use of her. She was supposed to meet Charla for the show “Anaconda” on Thursday afternoon. However, before that, Germaine had already scheduled to meet her mother at J8. So she used Charla’s phone to call back her mom saying Charla refuses to let her go and insisted her on going to see the show today. This left Germaine’s mom with an ultra-bad impression on Charla. However, Germaine nvr told Charla abt the talk she had with her mom. It was only when Charla happen to bump into Germaine’s mom on Friday after school did she notice something was amiss when she felt Germaine’s mom staring at her and treated her extremely coldly, which was not usual, coz she knew Germaine’s mom is indeed quite fond of Charla.
I feel extremely bad for my fwen and I wished I had been there to console her instead of her picking up the phone to call me. I suppose if she nvr made an effort to strike a conversation with Germaine’s mother, she wud nvr had known how horrigible her fucking fren is. If someone had backstabbed me in the back, I wud have been furious. I suppose you noe that. I am intolerable of such decadents and decaying moral values of human. Gosh I sound like my lit teacher. (betta start new para.)
However, I think I have quite a number of frenz who are quite TRUSTING so I do not feel there is a need for me to start being paranoid and suspicious of all my frenz… I mean can u imagine if I were to catch gek shan, chua, ah wong, kailing, charmaine, etc everyday by the collar and shout
“DID U BETRAY ME???!!!”
I think I wun have any fwenz by the end of the day…no…by the end of assembly…
Alright, I betta sign out now. I hope Charla is feelin betta now.
Love
Autumn

Hey! I noe… Charla if u r reading this now, I got something to tell ya that will make ya happy: MY B’DAE IS COMING (^^’) *cold sweat

autumn
out

ah bao says: yesterday was wednesday, today is thurday, tomorrow will be friday
dun even noe y i wrote that... perhaps to kill space...
PLS DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ARTICULATE ANY THOUGHTS FROM THE STUPID LINE
sigh, life slightly betta now... i haf a maid now.
MAID INFO:
name: reani
materialise in: indonesia
materialise on: dunno yet... scared muz give prezzie...i noe i gian beng lah
height: 154cm
weight: i tink more than 60kg...oOPs!@
no. of boyfren currently: 2 - one is malaysia, one is indonesia... r u thinking wad i am thinkin people???

aniwaez, i finally convinced my com. into thinkin that my blog is not suspicious, errr, actually, i reprogrammed it lar (**,). aniwaez, haf nothin much to write... this is such a boring entry... i will be surprise if anione wants to read this... SSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAANNNN ar!
u noe, now with the stupid new format shit of blogging, i m unable to upload ani pics???!!! feel like bao-ing now... grrrrrr...chill....grrrrrrr...chill..GGGGRRRRRRRRR
nvr mind... will still try...i have the spirit of an unrelenting hero...

ah bao says: yesterday was wednesday, today is thurday, tomorrow will be friday
OH NOW I NOE Y I SAID IT: TOMORROW THERE'S GUIDES!!!

till then..
autumn out

people, bear with me kz, perhaps i will write to the blog people to ask them for their help on how ter upload the blardie pics

god i swear i m gonna kill someone right now at this moment...
when i tried entering into my blog juz now, my stupid com kept on coming up wif a stupid pop-up article saying that my blog is SUSPICIOUS!!! what! suspicious?? r u kidding me or wad? does my blog look like some J.I. blog that Osama created to promote terroism??? does is look like a walking time bomb that is about to explode anytime??? well let me tell ya sumpthin mr computer-machine-noe-it-all-shit:

the only thing that is about to explode is AH BAO AKA ME!!! U HEAR
ME?!!!

damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn

aniwaez, apart from the computer shit, i am sooooo happpy i am going to the z-pop concert on the 28th aug with grace, chua and her bro. at first it was only chua and her bro going so when chua invited me, i was abit heisitant coz u noe, it is a sis-bro affair and i dun wanna be somethin edison created (a light bulb u stupid) but wen grace wanted to go, i followed her... so yaaaaa! i am going!!! wheeeppooeeeee!
sincere apologies to gek shan: i tink it was u who signed me up for the gangshow thingy right? i m sorry i cannot make it ya??? dun be angry ok?? i drew 2 pictures of u there but i can't seem to upload it... nvr mind.. i'll show ya. one is when u r bao-ing and one is when u are genki muahahaha, trust me, u look very cute... i m not being sacarstic

aniwaez, today i moped the house (my face was moping too), swept the house, washed the dishes, made the bed and bought lunch for the family... sigh soon the house will e calling me "mariah" and they will forget they even wanted a maid... darn... who said life sux onli with the rich and famous, life sux juz the same with the poor and wulu

today geks called me and told me that rachel, natasha (iz that how u spell her name???agaration)and ayunni said i was migrating to malaysia!!! malaysia??!!! R U NUTS?! malaysia is so near, i might as well stay here..it is like moving from toapayoh to sengkang... ( i noe chua will contact me EVERYDAY IF I WERE TO GO TO JOHOR!!! vcd vcd vcd, thats all she ever tinks abt!!! hmmmpphh!!!)
so juz to make things clear:

i m not going aniwhere!!! u hear me!!! i am staying in singapore!!! u hear
me?!!! i m not migrating!!! i m not GOING!!!

happy art thou who is thee fwen and anger art thou who are the enemy. understand anot?? it is not qim, i made it up
till then
autumn rox...i mean autumn out
ani one noes when is o'level chinese? my mom wanna noe n i dunno??? hehe pai sei